I'm from the Bronx.
I'm a lesbian.
I'm a former Mormon.
I'm a fighter.
I'm French.
I'm Brittany.
I'm Brittany.
I'm Brittany.
I'm a man.
I'm America's Next Top Model.
No. You are not.
Somehow I got through 10 cycles, but I think I'm sitting this one out. We miss you Shandi, Yoanna, and April. Their cycle 2 awesomeness just seemed a bit less fake and a little more high fashion. This may be the first time I fast forward through a show so that I can see the commercials, as the highlight of last night was Whitney's commercials. See, she won last cycle, but she's hideously fat, as should be apparent from this picture:
What is up with this season?? Tyra is out of her mind. I, too, miss the early days. Oh, and I have to fast forward through the Tyra Mail readings for fear of getting a burst eardrum.
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